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houseofdawn:

I want whatever drug drake is on

larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco)

Yeah, I hate that kid too

me as a high school guidance counselor (via matthewsagan)

(Source: matthewsagan)

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: aidn)

nue:

fun game, don’t say any of these words when ur talking online & see how long u last:

  • wow
  • lol
  • haha
  • lmao
  • tru
  • tbh
  • tho
  • like
  • omg
  • omfg
  • fuck
  • shit
  • wtf

(Source: drake-ramoray)

hipsterinatardis:

electricalice:

mrsbeefheart:

I fukin love 14th century art art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING

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or just like they know something u dont and oh my gdfuck i cant

I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation

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and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange. 

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"mary i know ur only half a virgin"
"fuck off gabriel"

(Source: twirpy)

vondell-swain:

i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself

(Source: itsvondell)

(Source: meliong)

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

(Source: fagshionista)

(Source: wehaveourdragons)