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guy:

dinosaurs didn’t follow my blog and now they’re extinct

coincidence??? i think not

(Source: guy)

livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

(Source: ootlink)

(Source: foie)

davesproot:

cobrastein:

ghostlycoos:

RELEASE THE PIGEONS

the person that goes running after them omfg

"Archimedes, no!"

(Source: faizebeleth)

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

(Source: hexgurls)

I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show

Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)

(Source: andisaysthings)

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

(Source: perfect)

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

frlcker:

I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time

(Source: studip)

2015yr:

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