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purfecto:

 

(Source: herbivore-whore)

  · At the groceries store

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

imaginefallout:

IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK

(Source: falloutdouche)

rhibros:

tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

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opalorgans:

aguysmind:

This would be a fun island to be trapped on

Every time I see this I think of a triceratops or a piece of pizza with one large pepperoni

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater)

(Source: coppikatt)

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

(Source: goatpolice)

(Source: ohsobreezyjane)

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

(Source: zigazig-ah)

familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?