< yo snitzels

seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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kingorb:

*starts a group sext*

ashisbonafide:

killthepariah:

"u still want me right"

"I thought I was supposed to come to you."

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Nothing haunts us like the things we don’t say.

Mitch Albom, Have a Little Faith (via marifeistokoo)

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shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising)

thepianogirl1:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

Oh the good old days

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rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
Me: *reads every book i own*
Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*

"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
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rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

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